A – Age: 11, three times over
B – Bed size: Not large enough for 2 people and a dog
C – Chore you hate: Sweeping
D – Dog’s name: Leia / Layla / BrownDog / Pooch
E – Essential start-your-day item: Adderall
F – Favorite color: #440099
G – Gold or Silver: Gold
H – Height: 6′4″
I – Instruments you play: Drums, Spoon, Tambourine, Butt Trumpet
J – Job Title: Hey You Down in Front Work Harder
K – Kid(s): Are nice
L – Living Arrangements: Key coordinator of the Smuggler’s Notch Resistance Front
M – Mom’s name: Mom
N – Nicknames: Stinky, Boris, Mathilda
O – Overnight hospital stay other than childbirth (if applicable): Forehead sebum draining (scalpel and squeezing) and subsequent intravenous antibiotics
P – Pet Peeve: People who intentionally wait until the last second to cut you off before a merge on the highway
Q – Quote from a movie: “Gozer the Gozerian… good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.”
R – Right or Left Handed: Right
S – Scared of: That glow in the dark sea diver from Season 1 of Scooby-Doo
T – Time you wake up: Just after 4:00am
U – Under the water or Up in the air: Swim like a fishy or jump like a bear
V – Vegetable(s) you dislike: Squash, garlic when someone else eats it
W – Ways you run late: ADD, baby
X – X-rays you’ve had: Wrist
Y – Yummy food you make: Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches on white bread
Z – Zoo favorites: Leaving. I don’t like seeing animals in cages too much.











